with your own penis?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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