Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
