I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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