are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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