Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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