I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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