I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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