So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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