and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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