it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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