I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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