Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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