If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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