i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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