this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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