i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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