Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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