i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i now understand why vodka
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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