i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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