I wanna passion pit in your ass
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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