he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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