I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
try to milk me bitch
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