the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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