your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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