Just fell off a train. Bad.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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