you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We are all done wearing pants today
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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