I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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