I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
if only i could text you this smell
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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