im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
