Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
