how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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