You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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