I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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