member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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