Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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