i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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