Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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