Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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