I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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