oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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