So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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