I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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