i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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