So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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