Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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