how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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