And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize