I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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