He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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