I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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