Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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