Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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