the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just high enough for therapy.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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