I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Randomize
