doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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