New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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