I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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